Ranch Dressing (Radio Spec)
First dates are absolutely nerve wracking!
Am I wearing the right thing?
Am I saying the right thing?
Am I funny enough?
Are they funny enough?
(Speaking gets faster and faster)
Are they going to think I am completely out of my mind when I take my personal bottle of “____ “Ranch Dressing out of my purse at the dinner table?
Ranch. You either love it, or you LOVE it.
Dog Food (TV Spec)
It’s dinner time for my dog, Buster.
I reach for a can of “____” Organic Dog Food, and I am blown away!
There are huge chunks of carrots, potatoes, organic chicken, and beef!
This stuff smells better than my own cooking.
I step into the other room to answer the phone, and my husband has a spoon in Buster’s dinner!
“Stop, Honey!”, I yell
“Don’t you want to heat it up first?”